Hi, we are trying to get rid of our resident soap dodger.
He doesn't brush his teeth daily nor shower that much - so you'd save on water. when he does he leaves pretty patterns made of hair and brown suds in the tub.
He can't wash up to save his life and leaves food out, so if you're looking for more than one species, he'd be perfect as he would attract rats - which would feed off of the bread crumbs he leaves from his toast in the morning. Although he does no housework - ever - he stays in his room which smells like a morgue on a hot day, but he does keep his door closed and the smell is sometimes masked by the smell of cheap weed. His girlfriend only visits on the weekend so Skunk has Skank to keep him happy. They are so in love, that she doesn't even wash her hands after using the loo as she is in such a hurry to get back to him. (Aaaaaj young love). She would also fend off any burglars - as she has a 'I'm high' laugh that would deafen a hyena at 50 paces.

I am open to offers for him - but would like change of a fifty.

Thanx for looking.

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